"… she'll still complain that nobody is interested in what she has to say."

On the one hand: Ian McShane.
On the other hand: Dane Cook.

There's only so much fame to go around. They're not giving up their good stuff just because he's Bart Fargo's buddy.

The Doof! The Doof! The Doof is on fire!

Wade isn't hung up on the money, but the people who will decide whether a sequel gets made probably are.

"Must have red union suit. Sensory deprivation tank experience a plus."

It's not the radioactive hellscape, it's the humidity.

Sarah Palin is more like chemical detox. Put a few of her stump speeches on continuous loop - you'll kick the GOP in a weekend. No need to work the steps.

That was Siskel? He was wrong if he didn't like the movie, but that's some clever writing, especially the ending example.

Nor does their heart rate rise above 80.

Me too! And I remind them that they'll never amount to anything until they beat my time. So far so good, but the oldest is 10 and getting faster every year.

The Godfather will always be the standard bearer. What a load of lurid pulp that book was. Even if the movie was not a masterpiece, Coppola would deserve the nod just for excising the "vagina reduction surgery" storyline.

I didn't know Philadelphia was viewed to some degree as a response to criticism of Silence of the Lambs. Seems foolish. Demme didn't create Bill's pathology, Harris did. It's explicitly stated in the movie that Bill is not transsexual. And the problem wasn't the character, it was any idiot who saw the movie and…

[pictures 2 geese in congress]

You forgot to mention the synergy!

"wiv us"?

"Fake news!", declares NFL.

11 of those 14 deaths occurred on a single weekend when someone foolishly double-booked annual conventions for the International Brotherhood of Snake Charmers, and Amalgamated Mongoose Wranglers.

Why against its nature? Some guys like big girls, and vice versa.

Or a week ago.