I got ham, but I'm not a hamster.

hahaha, i remember the horrible lyrics from this. the cringing gets even worse after "taught me how to kiss", when he also tacks on a "…YOU?" as if to save his cred or something.

haha this reminds me of the gem from Pretty Hate Machine:

^ This. I freaking love that song; probably the best song of the later-era Chili Peppers really. I'm always compelled to sing along but I get embarrassed for everyone involved when it hits that part.

Well, that and the phrasing is awful, with the "it" hanging out like an afterthought.