I was hoping for a four episode arc with her pinned under a semi

thank god they were able to get some quotes from Noodles of The Offspring. I've based my whole belief system off of his teachings

Meanwhile, the guys in Creed are spreading rumors that they're still alive

These are so funny I had explosive diarrhea.

Any chance there's some sort of endorsement deal going on here? I heard he was 6 Flags yelling that a ride operator wouldn't let him take his "delicious new Carl's Jr. breakfast burger. That's available only for a limited time, you racist"

You're pretty kind with the word "mediocre". There have been biopsy results that are funnier than Tim Allen

Great! Now I'm going to feel conflicted while enjoying all the belly laughs and guffaws Wild Hogs has to offer

I believe this is Mr Reznor's way of letting us know he's well aware of our collective disinterest in his crappy uninspired new music

Goddamn!!! Way to step up! I love when people find smart clever ways to be activists

Very nice of Mr Chapelle that he's Ok with them expressing concerns about their rights

Viva Ian Montone!

What an entirely self indulgent and unpleasant person.

People remember CPO Sharkey and Night Ranger too. That doesn't make them good. There were plenty of bands that singers with strong voices and guitar players with "serious chops" (they also played "tasty licks") in the 70s. The only thing that makes people remember Journey fondly was they were on the radio when their…