Not the canned stuff that is typically used for baking, but coconut milk that comes in cartons in the cooler aisle with the other milks. You can get it in vanilla, which is awesome in a smoothie.

Dairy's also exacerbating droughts because cattle require so much water and alfalfa (a water-intensive crop). Blergh. Have you tried coconut milk? It's comparatively low-impact.

The woman falling over backwards at the beginning was admittedly funny (as was the fisherman trying very clearly not to grasp her breasts) but seeing the fish all bloody took the fun out of it. Also, Jesus, lady. That cat wanted DOWN, and he wanted down NOW.

Late to the game, but I buy extra firm and immediately put it in the freezer. Then thaw, drain, cook. Freezing changes the texture; makes it less slimy.

I tend to only comment on PETA and vegan-related topics, that's true. Get why you would be less trusting based on that, but I really do love the AV Club. O'Neal's alcoholism, Dan Savage's get-a-prostitute advice, the wonderful gimmick accounts like Seinfeld Quote Generator and Cookie Monster and Reposted a7x Fan, the…

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The sad thing is, they DO talk about it. It's just not the stuff that's very attractive to media outlets.

I've been an AV Club lurker for a long time. I love this wonderfully witty, creative group of folks so dang much, but it's the response to stories like this that keeps me from commenting regularly. PETA may not be everyone's cup of tea, but they work their asses off to make the world better for animals. Every single…