"I'm the baddest girl in the 6th grade!"

It definitely came off as unfocused to me. It kinda felt like material he threw out of the 2017 special and repurposed, which could very well have been. My favorite monologue of his is the one he did two hosting gigs back.

Garland looks uncannily like Cameron Monoghan in that photo.

"Pimping and bitches, among other things" is still classic in my eyes.

"It's a Walking Dead prequel, and here are all the reasons why! Reason #4 will shock you!"
-Buzzfeed

They pair them with Burrito Beach (basically a Chipotle/Q'Doba knockoff) at a few places here in Chicago.

But what about ComicView?!

"D'uuuuuhhhh, I hate bologna!! Aishdoasihdcaoihcnpaosjdpsaojdpoasdpasujp!!!" -Drake

I'm really digging "Do Not Disturb". Maybe more of these will grow on me.

I'm accepting the fact that Drake probably peaked musically with Take Care, but hoping this project means he gets to host SNL again, because that shit would be fire.

Hey now. JP McPickleshitter is NO slouch.

I watched it live and groan-laughed at that joke in my livingroom. And I'm from Chicago. I'll accept it.

A German Shepard's shaved asshole won first prize.

Who is driving? OHMYGOD! BEAR IS DRIVING!

Mallrats IV: Didn't that used to be a Radioshack?

Affleck's part in Clerks 2 lasted no longer than 10 seconds, and I'm pretty sure that's the last work they've done together to date. Interpret that how you will.

The one thing Jersey Girl did, though, is make me wish George Carlin did more dramatic acting. Especially for such an otherwise shitty movie, his performance was truly excellent.

Take that. Take that.

Once you stop feeling guilty about reading something of his that was clearly meant to be private, his collection of handwritten journals is pretty damn fascinating.

I always attributed the TDK trilogy as having gotten much of its inspiration from Unbreakable. Say what you will about M. Night's output since, but he really did set the tone of the darker, more character driven and realistic (at least by comparison) superhero film that Nolan picked up and ran with.