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*Miley Cyrus burst onscreen for no apparent reason. Five minutes of applause, followed by end credits*

"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH Snapchat."
*canned laughter*
"BLAH BLAH Instagram, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH Buzzfeed, Kim Kardashian?"
*Canned laughter*
"BLAH BLAH iPhone 6s BLAH BLAH I can't even!"
*canned laugher followed by applause*

You're a goddamn filthy liar, Andre 3000!

That being said, I'm pretty sure I'd watch an entire 90 minutes of Leslie Jones making Jost uncomfortable.

*phone ringing*

Not before clubbing Jost over the head and dragging him by the ankles with her, of course.

She'll always be the "Six Feet Under ending" lady to me.

New Orleans was legit. Melissa was a damn fox.

Flloyd Mayweather?

MOMMY AND DADDY ARE FIGHTING AGAIN.

I think they prefer to be called "little people".

Between this and Hyena, I may have to re-up my HBO subscription next year.

"Before the Lobotomy" is what sold me on 21CD. "Peacemaker" is another good one. The album itself would probably me much more highly regarded if it stuck to the 11-track format American Idiot did. Being overlong was its biggest downfall.

Or if you were Derrick Rose,

From what I remember, the murders only get sweeter as you go on.

No, no, you're thinking of Lou Bega. Same time period.

I consider Nimrod my go-to Green Day Album before their "hey, take us seriously!" phase. I do consider 21st Century Breakdown to be pretty underrated, though.

Californication had the same deal (I know it's a TV show, but still). It had the best soundtrack on television since The Sopranos during its entire run, despite the fact that only the first three seasons of the show itself were watchable.

I'll vouch for this. The Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me soundtrack is one of the best out there, despite the film itself being a shitty re-hash of the first.

I want some taquitos.