*waits for obligitory "Great jorb, internet!" comment*

[pounds fist on nearby food truck] WHERE'S MY BURRITO?! WHERE'S MY BURRITO?!

My Mitch Hedberg/Marmaduke series will blow fuckin' MINDS!

As I sadly predicted after the last finale, 'Shameless' has started to show its "Showtime Bloat" this season. Looks like this show'll go with 'Nurse Jackie' and 'Californication' into the pile of Showtime programs I pretend ended after Season 4.

Your snubbing of Papa Roach in this comment is deplorable. Shame on you, Mr. Pastrami.

It's okay because you didn't say "this".

Aidy Bryant would have been a shoe-in for Beyonce in that trailer.

Simmons as Nas made me spit out my water from laughing.

My opinion of Meyers did a 180 after he destroyed Donald Trump at the Corespondents' Dinner in 2011, and I was sad to see him go last year.

I wish they'd done a Zorro reference.

That's me! I did the Iggy!

Pretty sure that's also how ODB got caught that one time.

I LIKE ROCKS.

Shaq Fu: Da Return for streaming or GTFO.

Not once people get a load of these HD-DVDs… Movies for THE FUTURE.

"Transatlanticism" in that final scene and "Such Great Heights" while Adam rushed to the hospital in 'Nora' were the two best music cues in the whole series.

It's really true… Hell, Joel got substantially more one-on-one screen time with Zeek than Julia did.

There's an episode from S1 of Parenthood that ends with Adam surfing, on a wide shot of him going further into the ocean. My immediate reaction upon seeing it for the first time was, "My god- he's gone to find Nate Fisher!"

Tupac and Left Eye'll tell ya…

"Everytime" was featured in the series finale of Weeds, and "Chugjug" was in an Advil commercial, but I don't think they've ever been in the background on Parenthood.