whoaaaa, i just got on board

guardians of the cock-lick-sy

i love any and all videos with john teti and this is a video with john teti so i love it.

this was definitely my favorite with special guest yet. i completely lost it when pamela from big bear started doing her own sound effects.

just follow celebrities and shout FOLLOW BACK BRO

i give this reference a c+, my highest grade

i used to play spades with my friends at lunch every day in high school. the table next to us was where the pretty girls sat. we never wavered. i regret nothing.

find the gun jim

i also discovered quizup in the last week. i thoroughly enjoyed it (and my dominance in quickly becoming top-10 in illinois in the tv show girls), but holy god was it demoralizing when i realized my sister was 13-0 against me in parks and recreation.

does anyone know the names of the guys in u2/how i could learn them

i have seen every episode of both breaking bad and girls. girls is probably my favorite current show now that breaking bad no longer counts (single tear).

yeah, this is very possibly my number 1 favorite on this list vs my number 2 favorite, but ozymandias' presence pretty much renders this whole thing moot.

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SO IS THIS

"i know you said not to be a comment whore"- a real thing someone's mom said!

i can get your mom to do pretty much anything

weird al doing a parody of fancy is so preposterously in my wheelhouse that i'm a little afraid this is all an elaborate joke.

EVERYONE WATCH TOP OF THE LAKE IMMEDIATELY

the first time i watched it, i was alone on like a tuesday night. i finished it and i was sobbing, so i called my girlfriend but i didn't make any sense on the phone. she was probably kind of scared and insisted i come over. i drove to her apartment and talked to her about the movie and explained how it made me feel.…

you'd think he could have at least shouted out quackers featherbeak's cuckoo caper