There was that risque deguerreotype of Henry Clay

He'll put the Hepatitis C in D.C !

And don't forget the sweet sweet meth

From my wet dead hands!

Hey that prolapsed anus is now an Independent. Wait, I'm thinking of Joe Scarborough

So if I ate this and an actual Zinger sandwich which one would stay in my colon longer?

Yeah, Uno what you're getting into

You're nothing but Trouble

I did yahtzee this coming

He's starting to look like the love child of Bill Maher and Riff Raff

-The AV Club

Wait, so reality shows are actually staged?

Robert Dork

So if this is Stupid Watergate is this dude Idiot G Gordon Liddy?

Don't forget the chlamydia!

Or news on FOX News.?

If you squint you can see one of those crescent shapes that is sometimes on top of a mosque. What more do you want?

Is there a good reason for Trump to be in anything, other than prison?

Till now

Tonight on "Who's More Punchable?!"