Never!

What if you drank too much baby?
It's easy to go overboard with the infant smoothies

I was just going to say I need to see the stretch marks, but hey, you do you

I like my MILF porn canonical

He also once told a woman he invented the phrase "pardon my French"

Regifting Department please!

"I thought she was going to leave the US if Trump was elected?"

I'm sure that's not the "collaboration" he has in mind for Ivanka

Maybe she got into the former governor's stash and is just paranoid

Over/under on number of White House waiters who have jizzed in his extra sauce?

*Shrubs*

HOT CAKE:
I hear they sell well

HOTTER TAKE:
I'm IN the stove

Oh, he LOVES the troops.
Hot take!

While you were there you should have at least picked up an application, Internet

Oh the "celebrity" who spoke at the RNC who wasn't Scott Baio

Hey he was just trying to get people to notice his head shot

There's no way Trump's fat ass would get even 1/10th thru that Motel 6 window

That's for Bannon

Elizabeth Warren in the Frances McDormand role!