Becker? I hardly know her.

Yep, like drinking a Christmas tree

Maple Systems Lane

As in gettin with it?

Lawn, off, you know what to do.

You probably won't be able to hear anything over the sound of your explosive diarrhea

I thought I heard about this

9 yr old Super Nintendo Chalmers was jealous of Elton John because he assumed he was married to Olivia Newton John.

My air bnb host in Boston last month was a French physicist who played guitar. I heard him playing from the other room as I was waking up from a nap and just after the thought crosses my mind to yell it, he started playing classical gas before I said a word. It was weird.

1. Cubs win Series
2. Trump wins Presidency
3. ????
4. Apocalypse

I'll save 99 bucks and just pull my sexy Mr. Belvedere costume from 1987 out of the attic.

That's the kind of voter that would have related to me!
-Chris Christie

Pudgy?

I'll wait till Amazon delivers them via drone

Done and done! Now what's this about taxes?

Nothing at all.

Yeah but I bet his talent also had a hand in his longev, oh shit we're double fucked.

Unless it's a female dominated cast, then his last words will be "YOU RAPED MY LATE MIDDLE AGE"

Oodles and oodles of late 90s adorableness!

Av Club is paying? Awesome, I won't have to work overtime and burn the Midnight Oil!