Sneakers??
Whatever Seinfeld. Here in the Midwest we call them tennis shoes. Even though only 1% will be used on a tennis court.

I'll go with "All That Heaven Will Allow" also from Tunnel of Love.
The Mavericks do a fantastic cover of it, and I got to see them do it live last weekend.

I was 10 yrs old in 1984 at a family reunion in Arkansas and one of my distant cousins and her husband showed up in matching t-shirts with a drawing of an old woman looking beneath the covers and bellowing that question to her emasculated partner.

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I definitely want him to live through the election. Being beaten by a woman is on his bucket list. My bucket list for him that is.

That may happen sooner rather than later with Hurricane Matthew

And even if I did say those things Mike Pence will just say I didn't with a straight face somehow
-Donald Trump

Did you get it from a Viking named Herb?

*Hurls empty bottle of Mad Dog at Ack_ Ack*

Marty McFly?

It wil be quite the Escape

That or to listen to Steve Perry's "Oh Sherry" continuously

My racist uncles are already dead

*Pokes Charles Bronsons Mom*

Are porn stars celebrities?

Think of all the boring recitals he didn't have to sit through!

No one who'll be missed

Pence went total rogue. Reports are The Donald isn't happy with his non defense. What are the chances he tells Pence "you're fired" and goes with one of his fellow members of the Third Wives Club—Giuliani or Gingrich? They've been auditioning.

I like my 100 Grand Funk Railroad

Go on