With the current and former Mrs. Trumps and Gingrichs that should make for a full cast!

Don't worry. Next week they'll just go back to masturbating on the bus.

Welcome Matt. He's the most inclusive super hero yet!

*Rip Taylor throws rainbow confetti*

-The AV Club

The tongues the best part!

There was a (not very good) Stephen King novel a few years ago where everyone holding a cell phone became posessed or something and all did just as you imagine there.

How could you tell?

That'd be quite the three way

I think there's actually a website by that name. A friend told me.

*Hands over all his money*

Or former President James Taylor?

Starland Vocal Band?? They suck!

There are a lot fewer of them than there used to be. In the 80s and 90s there were two within a few blocks of each other in my hometown of (then) 40,000 people. Now one is a scuba shop and the other a checks cashed place.

Don't forget the bumpy outer texture

I remember my sister teaching me to stomp my skates in unison to the clapping in Hall & Oates "Private Eyes"

Bake him away toys!

Or do more than dance.

*Throws barrell at Power Girl*

*Dick Cheney sports the closest thing he can get to an erection*