Prep CamelRide

Punt PocketSquare
Smug BulkHead
Snob McEgoPompous

Every one of Rich's answers sounded like he was speaking condescendingly to a butler at Downton Abbey.

Congrats to Trey from Broad City on becoming Jeopardy champion.

John Cassaday is hand-drawing every animation cel.

As Lem would say, Jesse has to DEAL WITH IT!

Nine Little Indians by Alice P. Toklas, first published in the Scychelles.

As soon as the bartender pointed Jesse to Lara, I said, "Wait. Isn't that Malcolm Barrett? Why is he doing a bit part?" Another instance of recognizable actors telegraphing a twist.

The pilot's use of mirrors is so psychologically taut that Donald Kauffman must be behind it.

Today in Great Story, Contestants!
So it says here that you got a perfect score on the SATs?
Yep. I did.
Good for you!

With his wrist clapping and intense anger when he couldn't ring in, Nathan has some of the more entertaining body language in recent memory.

Act five: Brandon finds his calling

His head bob…it's hypnotic…like a lava lamp…

TREBEK: And that woman was Buddha's mother.
JUDGES: We're going to need more information.

He looks like the Undertaker and no-sells bullets like Roman Reigns. The Saint of Killers is Vince McMahon's dream.

Brandon is a Jeopardy champion with one facial expression and an obsession with cows. Now we administer a) the Turing Test and b) Dr. Phil's serial killer test.

TREBEK: There are three words to describe players like Lisa.
TREBEK (VO): Shit. I said that without having three words. Oh well. You're fast on your feet, Alex. You'll come up with something great.
TREBEK: …You are good.
TREBEK (VO): Nailed it.

Sadly the Sack was needed back on his home planet of Slamtown.

Worked for the Gotham PD in Dark Knight Rises.

So long, Eric Wareheim. Welcome, Artemis from It's Always Sunny.