Damn it! Major's happiness was one day away from retirement.

At least you phrased that as a question.

After First Jeopardy: Come on Barbara and Peter! Defeat that smarmy Jeremy!
Midway through Double Jeopardy: Well, I guess Jeremy wins by default.
At the end of the game: No one wins tonight. No one.

And very subtly snuck in the fact that he went to HARVARD.

It shouldn't astonish me, but I'm still blown away by the fact that the most dramatic scenes on television are exchanges between David St. Hubbins and the guy from Mr. Show.

TANIS has become self-aware w/r/t its terrible, protracted, teeth-pulling dialogue…but that doesn't improve things any. After a brutal exchange that made me audibly say "Just get to the point," Nic adds "I'm tired of this cryptic bullshit." So they're aware of what they're doing, hanging a lantern on it, but still…

Well now I desperately need a flashback to see Kent explain yards after the catch to Steve Largent.

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TREBEK: I'm always coming up with new words. Such as…well, can't think of any right now.
PETER: My stuffed animals call that "Grefakinchuup."

"St. Leeeeeew-is."

LIke Toofer going to school in Boston. Well, not in Boston…

We were on a gap year!!!

>Sniff< I'm untouchable but that trailer's forcing me to feel things.

El Torito rams his horns against the wall in disgust

Shawna's big secret was a Tumblr page. I had hoped that "Even More Canadian Felicity Smoak" was up to something more devious.

Yeah, it's too bad that nothing much has happened this epis—

Maybe it was the cameos from Dale and Bill, but this episode reminded me of when Randy Travis stole Peggy's anecdote about having huge feet.

HooliConsider the elephant.

The craft of the filmmaking gets an A. The undeniable sense of unease and paranoid radiates from the first frame to the last. It's a claustrophobic film whose rare moments of levity and optimism are undercut by a feeling of impending disaster. As a character study, it also succeeds. Travis is torn between two…

Tucker had better wear that "I" sweater again tomorrow, just so we can get the story behind it.