"Write down some interesting tidbits about me, eh? Well, I probably won't last more than a few days, so I'll jot down that I know Eminem lyrics and that I took long car trips by myself. What are the odds they'll ever need more than four interview questions?"

True. Not a historically bad game, but still one with lots of triple stumpers and wild guesses, followed by the old "I-knew-that-one" sigh.

If I were embarrassing myself on Jeopardy like Lara, I'm not sure if I would scowl the rest of the game or smile and gesticulate like she did.

I hear those Vietnamese brow artists can get quite wild.

"GREEN ARROW CAUSES LEFT TURN INTO MADNESS"

"And I will kill one person on the hour until you start calling me Prometheus!"

The Star City media has seen dozens of vigilantes, and the best name they can come up with is "Throwing Star Killer?"

To die. To sleep Nomar.

The AV Club
Always looks either smug, bored, or like he's having a ton of fun

"The book that inspired Schindler's List was called Schindler's ______."

[Season premiere]
JAY: Barry, stop running and messing with the past!
[Mid-season finale]
JAY: …Barry, stop running and messing with the future!
[Finale]
JAY: BARRY. STOP RUNNING IN THE PRESENT. Just…stop.

Studio 60 would have worked better as a show about Steven Weber, Ed Asner and Amanda Peet trying to run NBC. Weber's negotiations with the Chinese investors for Asner's casino in Macau was infinitely more engaging than 43 minutes of banter about whether or not a sketch called "Crazy Christians" should make the final…

That week, the writers were sitting around, eating Taco Bell, playing Monopoly, and realized that they were short two categories.

Trebek, now the master of the Eeyore, Scooby-Doo and Ren Hoek impressions, doesn't go for the layup JFK impersonation?

Tim announced that he's spending his winnings to go on a musk ox hunting trip in Cambodia.

A: A year's supply.
Q: How many Doritos Locos Tacos did Taco Bell bribe the writers with in order to get that category/free advertising?

Because I'm…racist!

Longo Watch Repair in Tallahassee, FL is now canonical on Earth-CBBTV!

As much as i adore CBB and am mourning its farewell, damn if they shouldn't have ended the show with the penultimate episode. The time travel romp with Reggie was a more fitting send-off than the actual finale. Maybe Scott wanted to wrap it up with something more conventional and interview-centric, but I didn't…

Martin Stein's daughter, aka "Faux-y Lister-Jones."