That game was so ugly that I found myself agreeing with Trebek's post-triple stumper "Who the hell are these people and how did they get on Jeopardy?" glare.

Point of order! That square Trebek stated that the GnR song is "Sweet Child of Mine" instead of embracing the o'.

Whoa whoa. Heynongman, it's LORD Andrew Lloyd Webber. Don't recall a knighthood. At least not canonically.

Tech guy was great! Even if Mike is the endgame, Noah would be a fun romantic diversion.

And the Flag category was immediately followed by "Bear With Me" and the Flag DD involved the Bear Flag Republic…

It took me a while to get what they were going for, because there was no explicit clue in that write-up, just parody lyrics.

Here Lies Justin
Beloved Father and Husband
Lingustics Scholar
Cherished Friend
Did not know how to wager on Jeopardy that one time

I went with "Frame" for that car clue.

Even if Justin surpasses Ken Jennings' record and defeats Watson, Trebek will introduce him as "The guy who barely won anything on his second game."

Thank you, Whoopi's 30 Rock cameo, for that FJ.

The "S" stands for "Several more questions to which I'm never going to get the answers."

As Thurman Thomas once said to Scott Norwood: "Boo hiss!"

Whenever the camera cut to Justin's face during the opening, I was anticipating a Jim Halpert-style WTF shrug.

DAN: The Bills had some great teams in the 90s…
TREBEK: But they could never win the big one!
DAN: …True. But my story is going to end happily.
TREBEK: …FINE. If you must.

Lincoln Lovers!

Disappointed that Winston didn't spell his alias "James Oneder."

In the poem, it rhymes with "True one."

As soon as he read DD2, you knew that Trebek would have to make some reference to the correct pronunciation of "Gerry." That and "Don Ju-an" are his pet peeves.

"What are the fates?" was an insultingly easy DD (as well as a $2000) clue.

"And did you get to take home any of those fashions?"
"…No. Of course not."
"Boo hiss. Sorry to end your story on a sour note," he says with a smile.