He's a bastard person! Him and his stupid ass face!

And after her adorable love of Agatha Christie got "good-for-you'd."

Teenage love advice from Trebek: Being a lifeguard is a great way to pick up chicks. You'll figure that one out in a few years.

Tell that to the Earl of Grantham.

Heynongman.

I'd reverse the grades of these two episodes. Adored the bizarre focus of Taking It Slow. and felt that they didn't do enough with the King Lear pastiche. Plus, this gave us a PFT/Alan Thicke theme song almost as good as "Sweaterman…sitting on a chair."

Alec reenacted the Meg Ryan "I'll have what she's having" scene when he realized he'd won the game. What will he do when he wins the entire tournament?

RUSSIAN GUY: If he dies…
ME (V.O.): Say "he dies." Say "he dies." Say "he dies."
RUSSIAN GUY: …it's coming out of your share.
ME (ALOUD): DAMN IT!!!

I recently took another look at Roundtable and that script really does hold up. You've got mythology, a Ghostbusters-esque buddy comedy, commentary about the pointlessness of modern knighthood, and Michael Caine fighting a dragon.

There is a man!
A certain man!
A man whose grace and handsome face are known across the land!
You know his name!
It's…

They didn't know C. Montgomery Burns.

The scarf of Schmidt. Drink it in, maaaaaaaaaaaan.

Tamra was brilliant in this episode ("More like Rabbit, Run out of ideas") and Ike Barinholtz managed to get a big laugh out of the napkins gag, but the rest of this episode was filler. Jeremy and Stepford Doctor were superfluous, and the show treated Nurse Ben with an unearned gravity.

Add in a Scottish accent and a few bleeps and Michael was a young Peter Capaldi.

Alchemy's voice sounds like Alexander Skarsgard doing a Jigsaw impression.

Who wants to smack the Jeopardy writers? It's gonna be me.

The AV Club

The Kindle Paperwhite.
What is sweatshop labor?

We never got any details on "Guttenberg: the Musical." Is Lucia producing a play based on
A) The inventor of the printing press
B) Hollywood legend Steve
C) A generation-spanning epic that encompasses both their lives
D) Lucia and her friends took the lyrics to "Hamilton" and changed "Federalist Papers" to "Bible."

Dodge. Dip. Duck. Dive. Daily. Double. And Dodge.