Gretchen walks into Dario Cueto's temple and offers the believers a…unique opportunity.

A nerd with a masters from Yale.

Shouldn't the self-serving plugs come at the end of the interview and not during the very first question?

I've been screaming "HOT DIGGITY DAMN!" all week long.

Russell knocking over the hospital clown earns this episode an automatic A.
The lack of any forward momentum or stakes gets it a C.
I'm conflicted.

Have we tried turning the AV Club on and off?

Sadly, intern Yusong has returned to Cornell. I can only imagine what a not-complete-mess the Doughlympics would have been with Commissioner Yusong.

Paul, say something stupid.

The Spell-lympics episode of The Simpsons

Why oh why does Weird Al insist on being first on the call sheet?

CB!B! can only end one way:
Heynongman.
Heynongman.
Heynongman.

Cliff Hangerman

"Role?"

Thanks to the Spoonman for reaffirming my faith in Hard Nation. The live shows haven't been great and recently the guests haven't been able to deviate from the binary depictions of "My character is right or left wing." Much like Eugene Cordero did with FDR, Mitch was able to transform Bill Clinton into a new…

I don't care what anyone else says. "Smooth" is my favorite Santana song featuring Rob Thomas.

Chekhov's brass knucks.

Clods.

Nick is big and we are small!

This news is so great that I'm nauseous…I'm nauseous…I'm nauseous…

As my free month of Howl.fm came to a close, I decided to work my way through The Mysterious Secrets of Uncle Bertie's Botanarium. The series had wonderful sound design and Jemaine is a charming voice actor, but the story went absolutely nowhere. There are only twelve installments and half of those are filler. …