Wiger is LCJ's Looper.

This week on Suits:

This was Season Zero, providing a point of origin for our road trip (as well as allowing the titular Preacher to actually preach). Here's my question: What if the season began, much like issue #1, with Jesse, Tulip and Cassidy already hunting for God and the salient plot points of these ten episodes are revealed via…

See you in September! Stay cool! Don't change! Good for you!

GJI is now in The Newsroom territory of offering topical reinterpretations of two-year-old news.

The chicks'll cream.

So Adele was drafted to Smackdown and Nugent to Raw?

TREBEK (INNER MONOLOGUE): Damn. These contestants are looking far too joyous and happy. Have to take them down a peg.

Even worse: Wheel is reruns for the summer.

God was punishing him for expressing too much joy.

New segment: "Great Follow Up Question, Alex!

*Bangs Jeopardy podium, correct answer appears*

HE WAS SO MEMORABLE, YOU GUYS!

"Just like Tim and Billy's auto shop, this financial system is Rigged!"

Good. One more chance for Jesse Plemons to finally show up on this show and kill someone.

The writing staff is hoping for some comps from all six of those restaurants.

What is "Wouldn't be prudent?"

Closest comparison I can come up with is "Who is Groucho?" Even then, Trebek should ask for a last name for posterity's sake.

Pam acted like the woman who won a boatload on Roulette her first night in Vegas and decided that playing with house money required zero effort here on out. See: "Ruling herself incorrect on Benedict Arnold" or "Shrugging off every incorrect answer."

Pull yourself together, Jason. You're on national television.