Well, he's certainly got up your ass…. How does it feel, him living rent-free in the middle of your brain?

Have you seen the 'making of' feature? Fascinating. How do you get a scene of Tony Jaa delivering his roundhouse kicks with his trousers on fire? CGI? Nonsense, just soak him in petrol, a match and voila!

Banned from every Santa's Grotto in the land….

Don't be fooled by the Billy Bunter public school buffoon act, Johnson is equally as conniving and scheming as anybody in Trump's coven, and equally moral-free. A genuinely nasty piece of work I would have no problem degloving.

All I will say is it involves a wooden board, some elastic bands or twine, and some drawing pins. One also has to be in a certain state of arousal as well.

You know exactly how your noodley apendige is actually tattooed, the - er - mechanics of it?

Ben Daniels has been a superb actor for years. Done a lot on the London stage and was very good on the first few series of Law & Order UK, which is exactly what you think it is.

The C4 commercials have been strange, since they were selling it at first as a pure all-out comedy and now, after a couple of episodes, almost more as a drama. Keep thinking the later episodes will have some dramatic twist, drug smuggling or similar. Most odd. Key is fun but Aisling Bea is just brilliant.

Believe it or not.

The Mad Fapper

Willy Wanka

Fug u too.

You have to boil the damn things for ages if raw. I always chicken out and use tinned.

The actual Goblin title track for this is really pretty good.

It was made for about how much I have in my change jar at the moment and he was about eleven when he made it. I joke of course but he did amazingly well with the resources he had, it's a lot of fun.

Hardware is dire, and completely ripped off from a 2000 A.D. comic strip called Shok! by Kevin O'Neill and Steve McManus, which has exactly the same plot, and could even have used some of the panels as production drawings. Publishers Fleetway threatened a huge injunction until a large out-of-court settlement was made…

Adequate?

I think Vampires: Los Muertos isn't as bad as it could be, but then I was watching with drastically low expectations.

Please forgive me, IV, at laughing so much at your description of your children, just makes me glad I'm not 'blessed' with any of my own.
Sticking to the question, trying to get through some of the discs which are just piling up, including Train To Busan, a double bill of Richard Johnson's two Bulldog Drummond films, De…

'I long ago came (heh) to terms that I require deep, rumbly vibrations to get off,' have you thought about moving to an apartment over a subway station?