'You want me to spend a penny? That'll be $200 please.' The joys of the English language.

I just don't think I could. I think something within me just wouldn't let it happen. Of course it may have to do with the money involved, and if it were something ludicrous then I'm sure the venal part of the brain would take over but I'd just be too uncomfortable. But then I can't watch golden shower porn either.

Bet she was a laugh at parties.

Don Bluth….. I put that bugger's kids through college with the money I put into Dragon's Lair.

Czarface

Beluga caviar will now be known as Fish jelly.

Ra-Ra-Rasputin /
Russia's greatest love machine /
It was a shame how he carried on /
Ra-Ra-Rasputin /
Lover of the Russian Queen /
You'll never guess what they did to his dong….

$3.80!

'I lived in Houston 1978-79 and 1995-96 and would rather jack off a mad lion than live there again' Sorry for laughing at that quite so loudly….

Yep, essentially disemboweling and eviceration. They made their own entertainment in those days.

They're working on it, you can soon own a pair of KFC - Kentucky Fried Clogs.

Uwe Böll? You learn something new every day….

So the main cast members names are Zoey, Halston, Logan, Medalion and Cynthy, in a film directed by a Ry. Holy christ…..

Hey, Bruce La Bruce is in the comments section. Cool.

And Steven Seagal is…….well, more hair dye and suet than person at this point.

Quiet, American.

Yes, very much.

How did he lose it? Please say it was hookers and blow all the way. Jonathan Livingstone Eightball….

Should there be a gap between the A and the L in the last one?

Two and a quarter hours.