Wow.

Lettuce wait and see what happens.

Talk about Physician, heal thyself.

You say it was the Heimlich Maneuver, I reckon it was a reacharound….

That appears to be the Austin Powers musical which was due to open late 2015 in London and still hasn't emerged anywhere, with no possible date announced.

This went straight to DVD over here. this is the BBFC's breakdown of the 'violence'

Your life is never simple, is it?

Oh, didn't even know that had gone up. Sounds terrible though.

I've got a couple of bricks you can borrow….

Which one?

It's much the same as why people fall for con men. The 'con' is an abbreviation of 'confidence', from confidence tricksters, and they get you to believe in that every they are saying / selling, even when part of your brain knows this deal / offer / relationship is simply too good to be true. A lot of these people know…

That's a staggering coincidence….

Can't you get bitter lemon over there?

Proverbs 12:4. I have absolutely no fucking clue what this or even if there is a 12:4, but if there is, and it is somehow relevant, then that's a bloody miracle.

Anyone else thinking a 'Stone Cold Stunner' was something else entirely?

And put into microwave at full power for three minutes.

It's not quite a mop and not quite a puppet, it's more like an evaporated mountain goat.

Lousy, and no Keith David!

'And the Asian woman isn't Emilio Estevez.' You seem pretty cockily confident about that, me bucko….

Another review noted what seems to be the best gag in the film, the seating plan with table 19 marked as 'Randoms'. Made me laugh…