And how.

Oh dear, this won't end well…. 'Disney have offered a sincere apology after complaints over the introduction of a new character into the live-action version of Beauty And The Beast, admitting the addition of 'Poofy LaPoof' was a mistake.'

A little too lowbrow for my tastes, I prefer the classics, like Dumas' The C*nt Of Monte Cristo.

You do know they weren't actually walking up a wall? it was all an illusion and trick from those liars on TV. You can't believe anything!

True, although Sammy would have been the size and weight of one of Johnson's legs.

There is also 'Grumble', which comes from 'Grumble and grunt'.

The Avengers sequel?

Yes, that was just the Gallaghers. Noel and Liam, stop trying to make mouth-breathing a thing….

It's very cold and hard, a horribly rigid word. 'Berks' is fun though.

Could it be that all his Hollywood clients are no longer in managerial positions?…..

Nice antipodean burn.

I am fascinated by the Super Heated Nickel Ball series, just remarkable.

And a surprising number of pirated new movies.

I remember a BBC report several years ago saying that fifteen hours of content was uploaded to YouTube every second. God alone knows what that figure is now.

Terrible shame, covering up those rather fine Charlize…..

'In the British sense, you call your mom a c*nt and that’s not offensive.' Not in my house, matey, I'd have been hit so hard my DNA sequencing would have permanently changed. I might have turned into some sort of deformed horse. Honestly, we do not bandy that word around as much as Americans may think. It isn't as if…

I like the new poster.
http://www.thewrap.com/alie…

So where's the Alien Convent then? I want to see the Alien nuns, And the Queen Mother Superior.

'I just want you all to know this wasn't my fault…… And neither was Town And Country, Bulworth or Rules Don't Apply….'

Who's the Jack Ruby?