Exactly. If your using such a basically intense cooking technique you don't really need top quality chicken. Last Xmas I bought a French blue ribbon corn-fed chicken and roasted it quite simply with lemon and oregano and the difference was just unbelievable. Unutterably delicious. Certainly not cheap but you get what…

I suppose the main advantage to Honey Butter Fried Chicken is that when you die prematurely you save your family the cost of a funeral. They can just hang you outside for the birds to peck at.

'Neeson will almost certainly demonstrate a particular set of skills in The Commuter,' mostly in getting his bus pass out one-handed.

How about Pasty Lad Richard?

Fuckin' Lexicographers! Send 'em back to Lexicographo and build a wall!

Diplomatically put.

Looks like Beiber's cock wrangler's getting fired….

Ok, wrap it up, nothing's going to beat this, and since you ask I didn't crap myself, I just recontoured my arse area.

Thanks for that, Will. Much obliged.

Only if you sign a full release form.

Nothing on Rambo? shame. Fine actress, and another terrific job by Will. Should probably just have that last bit ready and cut and paste it each time.

The original title was Tibetan Rock Dog, which may be some complex pun on an actual breed of dog, not that makes any difference

Scum of the earth. And I say that as someone who has done it for various projects down the years.

People don't like Asian performers?

It sure is, honey bun.

I still like Garfield Without Garfield, which is basically the adventures of a crazed, hallucinating Jon.

Actually it was of Swany's mystic-sounding runes - '80 percent of the people in Chicago who have been murdered are dead!!!"

I suppose you go around theatres yelling 'FIRE!' as well!

I'd have Lea Thompson….

Prove it, Spanky.