Oy Story!

What size?

Who's playing Yorick?

**If no reply you can leave a package with Reg at the dry cleaners next door.

38 people were killed in the Nordstrom Green Massacre carried out by gay immigrant Muslim fashion designers jealous of Ivanka's sartorial genius!!

Where Indian fights /
Are colourful sights /
And nobody gets a lickin'…

Or a rail gun. That'd be cool, but I don't think they got past the experimental stage. Saw a documentary on the theory years ago, the idea that the rate of fire was so high there was barely any gap between shells, but one of the major problems was keeping the thing cool enough to operate, or at least not explode.…

'…it’ll turn itself on even if you’re approaching it from behind'. Yep, tell me something I don't know….. **tips fedora to jaunty angle, saunters away hiply, slips on dog crap**

Falcon trainer and abortionist respectively.

I've got a twelve-inch dick but I don't use it as a rule.

Your Own Personal JesuSS.

The Belll Beefer definitely sounds like a sexual position.

You silver-tongued devil….

You know, for kids…..

Jackman is his stage name, his actual surname is Jampton.

Fat Larry? Or, since I've subsequently looked him up, Dead Larry?

Upvoted for 'ottoman', which might possibly have a capital O, a word rarely seen on The AV Club.

Apart from punchbag?

Keith David!

I'm afraid I went completely off Jackman when I found out he's best buds with Rupert Murdoch and godfather to a couple of his children. You can tell a lot about a man from the company he chooses.