With nads the size of dried peas….. probably.

I do hope it is just ghastly timing and not another cynical clickbait trolling exercise.

Dear God, he reminds me of someone in that top pic, and I can't remember who it is…..

Had. The word is Had.

Dear me, is that actually the level? What a shame. (Anyway it's that bloke from that film, not that film, the other one the one he's in with the other fella with the eyes and the wears and that woman with the big knockers from the jam commercial. Him.)

At a terrific specialist record shop (there are still such things) called Sister Ray's in London, last month they were offering a copy, still sealed and untouched, of Chinese Democracy for £1 (@$1.50) with any other purchase. Behind the counter they had hundreds of them, still in the original shipping cases by the…

Nazareth……. haven't heard that name in a while. Had their Loud N'Proud album. The first bit was right anyway….

He says good things about you though….

And somehow sadly inevitable….http://www.thewrap.com/rob-lowe-un…

Is she still your fiancee?

………………………. just how many pedophiles?…………….

Herman Cain was yelling his 'Nine! Nine! Nine!' so often I thought he was re-enacting Downfall.

So what happened to 2 and 3 eh!! Hahahahahah! Answer that!

Christina Hendricks. Her front's none too shabby either.

Don't mention that name! You'll only summon…..you. know. who.

In other rather delightful cat-related news….

He knows what he did……. he knows alright…..

Bad news, they're going to be playing all of Chinese Democracy. Twice.

Same pic, goes by a number of titles, Jimmy Wang Yu at his finest. A lot of these movies have several titles, and even the real experts have confusion with some because they were retitled so often for different territories and then subsequently were again renamed for video and TV release.

Sounds like a great weekend, sitting watching a bunch of Hong Kong / Chinese / Taiwanese movies in the middle of a nest of racist in-laws. How long before the first pushing-up-sides-of eyes gag, or 'flied lice' or 'so solly' comment?