I've only seen Master Of The Flying Guillotine once, on a print so incredibly terrible they should have just run clear Scotch tape through the projector given how much emulsion was still on the original reels. Absolutely mental, and the huge gaps and jumps in the print only somehow made it all the more entertaining,

Oh my God this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to TV! (*remembers doesn't get El Rey. Opens another bottle of wine. Makes obscene gesture to cat*) Actually there are some nice titles there although it's mostly the Celestial catalogue, so not much digging to be done, but they're very nicely restored, And…

Emofox. (and the earldom of nerdery for a week to anybody who gets that one….)

Actually he said 'The Sheriff is near…..'

Imagine how much that - er - particular piece of equipment would fetch if it turned up on eBay with a certificate of authenticity.

I used to have a very good, if weird, collection of vinyl, and a record shop near me seemed to have a deal with some labels so that a few months after release all the odd and offbeat stuff which didn't really chart seemed to turn up there very cheap, so I was buying all these albums and 12" singles at around 50p / £1…

Jesus Christ, I had a 12" disco version of that as well, by The New Marquettes……

Benson….. I once had a 12" vinyl of Robert Guillaume singing a disco version of I Who Have Nothing…… there you go, full disclosure….

Buy or lease?

I thought that was just accepted….

I can't work out what's crazier, the arguments which broke out over the hot dog / sandwich thing or the fact that I sat here reading all the increasingly potty / angry / homicidal comments.

Australia has giant everything that wants to kill you.

No Pinky? No Brain? Balls to the lot of ya….

I was glad when Zeppo left, of course afterwards the brothers were a Zeppo lighter.

An orange?

How soon before the signs have to go up? 'Do NOT urinate over the edge of Cloudbase!'

'The current Pope though reminds me of the Pope during WWII.' So Francis has thrown banquets in the Vatican for the Nazi hierarchy?

I thought one of them did but the other one stayed pretty close to the clan? [Edit] no, apparently both of them.

No, not shitty enough. It'll be the Westboro Baptist Church of Chuckles.

Chris Christie would never get in the fucking transporter pod!