Jesus, don't get me started on that memorial. The sight of Kermit sitting there was a sign reading 'I've lost my voice' is almost too much to bear.

How ironic, now people who watch The Muppets have nightmares about Bill Cosby.

It was some kind of a front. For a shower. The name should have told him that.

Two things which are always being predicated but never come to pass are the paperless office and the cashless society.

And they'll even deliver booze so you can prepare for the shock of the debit card bill.

In a shopping mall very near me a new computer games shop is opening for Chrissake!

I used to go in for the truly weird import magazines, some terrifically obscure film titles and even some fanzines. Impressive range, although I bought an English language Norwegian film and music mag, basically a glorified fanzine, which when I started to read found every single article was just an extreme-right hate…

Same here, can never fully accept a character she plays because she never seems subsumed by it, there is always so much Elizabeth Moss on show.

'Determined but drunk'
'Cantankerous but juggling'
'Oblique but nubile'

Are you sure you're not actually ShiaLaBeoufCommentingOnStuff?

You get all the best birthday presents…..

I wonder if she actually has……no, no, I'm better than that, yes I am……..yes I am…..

Indeed he does, even after reviews like this…..

It was, it was. Absolutely glorious.

Will, you are bloody priceless……

they's up inda skye.

A lot of 'special edition' packaging is cool to look at but actually terribly designed. I had the Watchmen Blu-ray in a Dr. Manhattan head, which came apart after first opening and never went back together again, and then there was the Phantasm set in the 'silver sphere' package, which efficiently and throughly…

Actually, more seriously, he be a gerontophile. I'm unhappy that I know that.

'Breezy.' Funny way to spell 'Leaden'.

Richard Donner is now 85. There will be no truffle shuffling. Fifteen hundred a day? Charge them each a buck, or they get knifed.