Sorry about your friend but….. memorable way to go.

Wow. Thanks for that. i'll be putting the stuff down the sink tomorrow….

Sounds intriguing. What's that?

And take the bottle off them. And drink it all myself.

It was, as you had winos so you had 'methos' who were yet further down that tragic branch of the food chain, as in they couldn't even afford even the cheapest real booze.

Judging by the DUI records over the life of that show everybody was necking down tequila, indeed anything they could get hold of, in great quantity.

Really? I have some in the cupboard because I usually work late, late into the night and can't always be arsed to walk to the 200 yards to the 24-hour shop to get milk. Must see if it'll burn.

I cannot imbibe any vermouth which shares the same name as a tampon.

You should see This Man Is News, an enjoyable British caper pic from the 30s - http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

Buckie is one of those weird drinks with which most people will be fine but just a few, some small percentage, will get turned into raving psychos. Just reacts in a very strange way with some people.

Once got introduced to a very nice girl and was getting on terrifically well until I found her glug of choice was a white wine spritzer with that little extra, a large vodka, in it. She was…. somewhat troubled.

I think that mix is actually a 'thing' in Scotland, because obviously Buckie, also called 'Commotion lotion' or 'Wreck the hoose juice' obviously wasn't getting the job done quick enough.

I have never put my plums into a man's hat.

Actually, in the right mood….. very, very silly, but they nail some of the Lethal Weapon gags quite well, there are a couple of very unexpected cameos and Shatner's enjoying himself. You could do far worse, but avoid the TV edit which takes out some of the best gags. The German poster is quite fun as well.

I remember - not that I've had it - that the only way to drink methylated spirits was to mix it with milk, the only way to make it palatable and not to have your stomach instantly reject it.

Oh my good god….. 'The Brown'…… So how much is 30 /40 rupees? Just how much does irreversible damage of all sorts cost?

They both went through training by exactly the people they were portraying. I've left an anecdote attached to the pic somewhere near here.

There is a story attached to it that really interests me, that Brown and Cruise, having had all this training by one of these flashy arsewipe bartenders they were portraying, had a bet, that for each dropped bottle during their scenes of flicking them up in the air and such, the actor who screwed up would give the…

Wow, that is one dark late-night chat show…..

Look, Jessica, it's over, alright! It was over from the moment you took a shit in my grandmother's knife drawer! Leave me alone, and that macboook air you bought me for my birthday blew up!