Just too darn loud.

Didn't you open for a Death Cab for Cutie cover band?

No more Hitler salt and pepper shakers!

Joyce wrote about it in a letter…

I love the arc of the last three songs (Ultraviolet, Acrobat, Love is Blindness) that descends for uplifting into despair. I don't know if I was intentional, but I read a piece about how Achtung Baby was a concept album about a man partying, cheating on his wife, having a series of epiphanies, crawling home back to…

For some reason, I really wanted to see it when it came out (I was seven) but my parents vetoed it after reading a review and realized it wasn't the family fun romp the ads made it out to be.

Hi kids! We're home early!

And you're going to put things right though you won't be home tonight.

Donnie Darko is the cinematic equivalent of storming off in a huff, yelling "You'll miss me when I'm dead!" and slamming the bedroom door.

Put a bag over it and do your business.

"Butch and Sundance: The Early Years!"

I just got one only to find out Game Genie won't fit into it…

Fred Durst killed the year 2000 for me…

It's a bock, but I love Spaten Optimator, which is my favorite German dark beer (I'm Irish-German) but it's like drinking pumpernickel. But it was a rare alternative for a dark beer.

I just re-bought a copy of Fester's Quest last month. It's an oddity, but I'm not really sure why it gets dumped on for its difficulty-this is the same system that gave us Ghosts and Goblins, after all. Ive always found it to be a pretty good overhead shooter, in addition to having the (somewhat) open world format,…

Weihenstephaner is becoming more frequent on tap 'round these parts. It's a good thing. Especially the Vitus.

The Outsiders is still awesome. Johnny Tremain I found pretty pointless. (It's been a long time since I read it, but did Johnny actually do anything that had any impact on the story? Or was it meant to be pointless in Coen Bros-y sense?)

Get a grip; come equipped.

It's where an alien told me about the end of the world.

Wilford Brimley?