The mint was my idea!

The McLaughlin Group will always the show if ugly old people yelling at each other that my parents had on before Snick.

Oh, how it was to be excited when I made the discovery that Floyd had a second double album that I never heard of…then I listened to it…(that version of Careful With That Axe rules, though)

I miss rock music.

It's pronounced EYE-vor.

Women will have to be banned from playing the cello.

Those quotes are pretty Alan Partridge-y.

Oi. What's happening, dudes?

I'm also sobbing, but for other reasons.

Do you know how much a patent clerk earns?

Don't say "Dropped"!

I missed them, but a friend saw Brimstone Coven, who he described as Rainbow meets Crosby Stills and Nash.
But I like the new Witchcraft album and Eight Bells.

What about the Twinkie?

It's more embarrassing that you didn't recognize your police chief, Sam!

Also, check out the practically 2-D bookcase behind Indy when he delivers the "X marks the spot" line

*scoffs*
The Dutch.

J. Edgar Hoover will appear and destroy us?

Natalie Imbruglia!

"Well, I'm in a crappy mood today. You wanna know why I'm in a crappy mood?"

It's making me feel all squishy!