I hope he brutally makes fun of the contestants and actively works against them, from beginning to end.

Ok, I'll do it:

Is that the one with Cypher Raige?

The shitty Nats lost back to back games in which they hit a grand slam (or a 4-run play, at least).

Fish in a Barrel

I once saw a rogue terraforming organism bite his own tail and roll down a hill like a wheel.

Gawker media group.

In third grade we had to write a short essay about what we were thankful for in our lives, and one of the girls in my class wrote about Lisa Frank.

I'd say it's pretty great. I used to go to a weekly board game meetup group and it resulted in new friendships, getting invited to parties at folks' houses, all kinds of shit that wasn't going to happen otherwise.

Oof, that's even worse.

Don't touch that defense budget to help the vets, though.

I'll remember this case the next time I get pissy about working in an at-will state.

Pay anything to get rid of them. Just make sure your agent tells prospective buyers that it was a problem you fixed! If they are anything like me, they will buy your house on principle.

Not a popular separation among many, to my continuing horror.

The Cary Agos to your Alicia Florrick.

It's alarming how many people think Labor Day is a military service-related holiday.

Truck drivers are the backbone of our impressive economy. They are not paid well and many suffer from physical impairments related to the stress of the job on their bodies. They are not fetishized.

Are the baseboard units in places that force all your furniture into one configuration? I hate that shit.

Hello, From The Magic Tavern. Start at the beginning, skip episode 3!

I got really angry about the Dept. of Defense's Labor Day tweet about LOL REMEMBAR MILITARY ALWAYS LABORING FOR UR FREEDOM DERRRP DE HEERRPPPPPP!