Jimmy Pardo's ulcer is growing rapidly.

You're getting better at this, SQG!

So I watched the video with no sound, as I often do, and pretty much you could have just played literally any song over top of that, right? Lazy mashup.

Imagine if she had an ounce of fat on her.

You can do it.

Plenty, so long as you follow the maintenance schedule.

The people you are thinking about when you think of Washington, DC… none of them are from there.

Bernie, enthusiastically: "Eat Snickers, throw paper!"

Black man doin' his thing in America, baby!

I think his stance on the issue is "I am a socialist," but he doesn't understand that 99% of Americans don't know what all that statement entails.

Yes, but only if you paid into the fund.

I think the guy Jeff Who Lives at Home chased down the street or whatever was actually named Kevin!

If this is the same Kevin from We Need To Talk About Kevin, I'm interested.

More like a downtempo alt band name.

I'm so glad it didn't make the cut when we winnowed down our cable subscription.

Nice job. I volunteer in wildlife rehabilitation and it is tough when the animals are struggling. Hope you can find a place for him!

Yeah, I tried to join the league in Mt. Vernon, but nobody returns my emails. When I asked a guy at pickup who plays there about it one time, he stopped talking to me like I was asking about the fucking Freemasons or something.

I used to take my equipment with me when visiting my parents in the Tidewater area. $12 for a two hour session was pretty nice, even if the rink was a 3/4 size rink.

My team played at Ballston. By the second season, I probably only played half of the games because I couldn't get home at 1:30 AM and go to work the next day anymore. Plus every team in the league was locked in an arms race to see who could bring the most ringers down from the higher levels. It became a shitty chore.

We did that in high school, too. First time we laughed so hard we coulda died, but it was diminishing returns after that. Those bargain bin movies are depressingly bad.