But… I thought San Diegans *didn't* count?

That depends. Were you later murdered?
If not, no, he didn't murder you,

I think you have taken this subject to heart … I hope you can see the humour I was angling for in responding to your absolutism ( 100%, totally) with the same (a blanket 'yes').

…. yes?

Space Vampires have no weaknesses!

OK, I need to get new glasses.

When they have the viking longboat with all the burly guys on one bank of oars, and all the scrawny folks on the other set of oars … filled me with glee

I bet Joe Haldeman thinks about 'Robot Jox' every time someone asks him why there isn't a 'Forever War' adaption.

I read the first part of the species name in Ed McMahon's voice

Pffft, like they used coasters in the Deuce

What the hell was up with the snark around the bit 'only Marine Stewardship Council certified' and then calling it marketing BS because the species is actually cheap and plentiful?

Do they still have those 'Smoky Bacon' chips out there?

I have never seen a 'banjo truther' in the wild before…

They're just happy to have someone new to talk to about banjos

Of course not. That would be a cheap joke and reductive.

Have you seen the box office numbers on Titanic?

Bad llama!

That's not true at all.
Churchill got shit done… and then died.
Well, it was probably unrelated.

Nothing adds nothing.
Except voting.

Elijah Mundo sounds like Orange Juice.