They were probably pretty drunk to begin with… I don't see what telling them to 'up their barley intake' does as a solution

Missed a school-day senior year eh?

Rose's Lime Cordial is a great way to go.

London Dock Rum & milk … just to mess with the guys on my floor in university.

When an eel lunges out,
And it bites off your snout,

Paint my fence!

Rumplestiltskin S. Mxyzptlk

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

Ooooh, I finally have a chance to mention that I found my old "Cthulhu in '96: Don't Settle for the Lesser Evil" pin while rooting through a college-era trunk.

I can't believe we couldn't get the Riders name back… at least the RedBlacks are doing OK

This place needs more hard-boiled lingo in the comments.

You're alright kid.

In the one case you can still be arrested for it - in the other you can't.

The Ding Dongs were an awesome gimmick idea… just to someday hear an announcer one day call:

And as a bonus you can always play that 'grizzled ring veteran' card on us in these discussions … whenever we get too smarky just drop a "How many matches you say you worked kid?"

Of course not.
They expected the ape to die.

Wait …. then what the fuck did I eat on Friday?

That's why I'm down with Elite (Solo Play mode - like God intended) and The Long Dark …

It's the sequel in the shared 'Blue Ruin', 'Green Room' cinematic universe(tm) …

Gotta be a Halifax donair …