This night may set a national record for food delivery …

Are you thinking of his nemesis G.O.L.I.A.T.H. ?

Poor Üter. He died as he lived, full of chocolate.

Wait, did you say …

Someone start a goddamned petition!

I always saw it as more like…

I'll take DC's Sgt Rock and Easy Company against Marvel's Cap and Bucky any day.

Was the Susan bit the part about her 'discovering lipstick and boys' or however the wording went? (my memory may well be off a lot here!)

*record scratch*
*explosion sound*
*metal cover of Handel's Messiah*
*truck horn*
*sexy girl laugh*
*beer opening*
*Ric Flair WOOO*

I misread that as 'Ice Cream soldier' and was suddenly seized with a giddy hope that Clint was making a Sgt. Rock film…

What was the amount again, $200 or something?

Didn't that happen in one of the Chris Reeves movies?

First of all, thank you for your response and clear description.

Wait a second. Is your source on that reliable?

OK, I'll bite.

Wasn't this the thing people pitched a hissy-fit about the Corp-Overlords getting in here as a 'totally non-sponsored post'?

My school had Odell Lake but no Oregon Trail … I had forgotten this vital information until you makinaw …. mentioned it.

That's simply not true!

Die Hard vs the Death Star

I can't decide if you meant to type bowling … or if you've just made it better.