They prefer the term 'skirts' I believe…
*nods slowly*

Who?

Sequel man, we gotta respect the mythology…

Liar…

God … we need Leslie Nielsen back!

We keep telling you there is no such product, you must have dreamed it.

C'mon Kevyn, tell us what you really think about people criticizing your vision?

They tried having every actor just be visible in every 6th frame… but it induced epilepsy in the test audiences.

'Three's the Charm'

The Defias Brotherhood need an AMC series!!

Those poor kids…

Stop going off on Ralph Cocked!

"…and now let us sing a traditional Russian Navy song as we put to sea."

Great, now I got the MST3K 'Killer Shrews' song stuck in my head …

Kamala, the Ugandan Giant?

To be fair, you were always rather curt with the air-crew… people remember shit like that when it comes to picking a radio-station.

Thanks for answering that for me!

If this is the story of those firefighters who huddled together for shelter and were burned alive by a wildfire … I hope your home burns to the ground and all that's left uncharred spells out this article

Soooo… where did history come down on that 'LBJ skull-fucks Kennedy that day on Air Force One' story?

Hmm, fair enough.