What the fuck does Neuro-Linguistic whatever have to do with actual software programming?

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Ahhh, the fire anti-vaxxers… who could have foreseen that their shit was just as flammable as everyone else's

What's a 'James Horner'?

You wish … affix the Stone of Forgetfulness!

Life is too short for you to be wasting yours like this.

"Promote that man!"

Eh, I don't care about the porn houses.

So, ratings matter…. and should be more diligently collected?

Miscegenation!

But if he gapes mindfully it's a draw right?

I mean … 30 isn't *that* old… right?

Not enough shebangs for perl ….

Polo!

You are a tough audience for witches…

I really liked 'Dog Soldiers' … it seems like it was immediately forgotten though.

I'm not going to ask why your school had a "Jim Corrigan" tombstone on its campus.

His name was Manny Boffins, and you shot him over the surgical costs … I dunno why we're supposed to admire that.

Sometimes …. I love you idiots.

Pffft …. he ain't *that* humble.