God, Sam is so fucking boring. He pretty much single-handedly made this whole episode excruciating.

Rickon, Osha, and that kid who Davos freed from Mellisandre haven't been seen in a long, long time and none of them (presumably) died!

How the fuck can a show spoil itself? Isn't that a contradiction of terms?

So no one's allowed to talk about all the shows you haven't watched yet? Can we get a list?

I realize that. My point is, for most shows a character being shot in the face no matter where is a pretty explicit sign that they're done for.

I think he'll be back but if he's not, a death doesn't get much more explicitly depicted than someone getting shot in the face, unless you're a big fan of beheadings.

Maybe he's appealing Superman's lawsuit against him.

It's an act of god, it doesn't really need an explanation.

Wasn't a non-Krabappel character supposed to die this season? What happened to that?

It's quality has nothing to do with the race of its cast, and everything to do with the blunt hammer it uses to get across its message. THE KING STAY THE KING. THE PAWNS ARE SACRIFICED.

I like them. They're a lot better than the plot summary reviews.

You should watch Hannibal, chump.

Then maybe you should spend Saturday mornings doing other things than reading TV news.