I think the averageness of Beowulf can be laid on the director. The script itself is actually very good and an interesting commentary on the original story.

Neil Gaiman is the best Whedon.

I'd be upset if it weren't for the fact my expectations are in the gutter what with the quality of her other films.

Isn't it basically one already?

Ha, I just wait until shows get cancelled to watch them. The Cape was not as good as  I expected.

Good on Wahlberg anyway. Sheen went about it without the work.

That would be a horror. I don't comment often, but these are easily my favorite reviews.

Like the end of Brazil?

That's just you watching bad horror movies.

I love that Marie is still calling him that. Such a mundanely suburban detail.

You know who dances in hell? My mum.

Shame on AVC for misquoting  The Simpsons.

The book was people all along.

Of course now they're probably going to make The Butler win everything.

Tracy Letts eat KFC.

Difference in directors I'd assume. It's literally directed by a GoT director.

I honestly love The Caveman's Valentine. Lemons' movie with Don Cheadle is pretty great too.

Spike Lee and given his choices to score the film it should manage to be sufficiently crazy.

He's a respected British actor. Do you know what that means? He'll do anything for money.

Seems like he was just stealing from Night Moves.