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Only if you're a heartless asshole.

Only if you're a heartless asshole.

WILD CARD, BITCHES!

WILD CARD, BITCHES!

Further spoilers: It turns out that even a bestselling author has trouble paying for lung cancer treatment (the need for which was brought about by a lifetime of cigarette smoking), so she signs up for Medicare under an assumed name.

Further spoilers: It turns out that even a bestselling author has trouble paying for lung cancer treatment (the need for which was brought about by a lifetime of cigarette smoking), so she signs up for Medicare under an assumed name.

Interestingly enough, at least 50% of Yahoo! users post under the name "True American"

Interestingly enough, at least 50% of Yahoo! users post under the name "True American"

Separating them from their choo-choo trains is the greatest crime you can commit against a rich person, apparently.

Separating them from their choo-choo trains is the greatest crime you can commit against a rich person, apparently.

Your mom is really bad. In bed. Sexually.

Your mom is really bad. In bed. Sexually.

How are you able to even watch TV if you can't get that all of these things are jokes?

How are you able to even watch TV if you can't get that all of these things are jokes?

I'm really surprised by how much I enjoyed this.

I'm really surprised by how much I enjoyed this.

Oh, that was just great. I totally didn't see that joke coming.

Oh, that was just great. I totally didn't see that joke coming.

And those scenes, along with any epiphany Nancy appeared to have had as a result, were immediately forgotten in the next scene.

And those scenes, along with any epiphany Nancy appeared to have had as a result, were immediately forgotten in the next scene.