Mickey Rooney?

"tortures the puppy"

I don't think How Does is a good band name. You can do better!

"Well, she's not *really* my abuela…"

SEYMOUR! The house is on fire!!!

Give The Americans another try. It's really not a mission of the week show, but I can see how you'd have gotten that impression. It's very much long-form storytelling.

Mamacita was real. Joan wrote about her in her book "My Way of Life"

YouTube!

From what I understood about Pizzagate, it was mainly chicken and sausage

Huckabee Sanders? So she realized the Huckabee family dream and married a KFC franchise?

Meryl, get off the AV Club!!!