When I grow up I want to be just like these guys.

It's certainly the most expensive.

It's so crisp it'll make your eyes bleed.

You mad bro?

Thank you. I feel warm.

He's also probably too old for this shit.

I have a great idea! Let's set it a hundred years earlier, and call it "La Traviata." It'll be something that nobody has ever seen before!

Well I, at least, consider it important to make obscure physics jokes that no one gets. Apparently.

It's almost like you're excluding things on principle.

Hey, shit happens, y'know?

I hated it too. Wasn't expecting the whole Franco thing and wasn't interested in a movie about that. I think the marketing is largely to blame. I did like the fantasy elements, I just wish that's what the movie had been about.

That's a relief.

There will always be a special place in my heart for Rumble in the Bronx. Also, while that recent 80 Days Around the World movie with Jackie Chan wasn't very good, I totally loved it when Sammo Hung randomly turned up and they acted like old friends.

Yes.

Some say he's still kicking to this very day.

Acty McActorface

"Dexter, anyone?"

Does porn count?

(Gasp!) They're the same guy!