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    Dan
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    You're projecting the part about manipulating her into letting her touch her genitals, as an extension of the "candy for kisses" excerpt. You're just flat out making that up.

    So you're projecting whatever you want onto what she wrote, regardless of the truth, and can't be bothered to back it up with any evidence. That's what I thought. Just checking.

    What's the exact quote on that? The only passage I read said that she bribed her with candy into receiving kisses. It sounds like you're conflating different incidents that happened years apart.

    That's the benefit of looking older than you are when you're young. You'll never appear to age. See also: Ed Harris.

    Lou Reed's Satellite of Love is a great song, except for the extremely silly bridge section.

    What I both love and hate about "the average person eats 8 spiders a year while asleep" is that it was an intentionally made up fact. Someone invented it for the sole purpose of seeing whether they could get people to believe a totally bogus claim with no scientific backing. And they did.

    What I both love and hate about "the average person eats 8 spiders a year while asleep" is that it was an intentionally made up fact. Someone invented it for the sole purpose of seeing whether they could get people to believe a totally bogus claim with no scientific backing. And they did.

    What I both love and hate about "the average person eats 8 spiders a year while asleep" is that it was an intentionally made up fact. Someone invented it for the sole purpose of seeing whether they could get people to believe a totally bogus claim with no scientific backing. And they did.

    What I both love and hate about "the average person eats 8 spiders a year while asleep" is that it was an intentionally made up fact. Someone invented it for the sole purpose of seeing whether they could get people to believe a totally bogus claim with no scientific backing. And they did.

    What I both love and hate about "the average person eats 8 spiders a year while asleep" is that it was an intentionally made up fact. Someone invented it for the sole purpose of seeing whether they could get people to believe a totally bogus claim with no scientific backing. And they did.

    What I both love and hate about "the average person eats 8 spiders a year while asleep" is that it was an intentionally made up fact. Someone invented it for the sole purpose of seeing whether they could get people to believe a totally bogus claim with no scientific backing. And they did.

    What I both love and hate about "the average person eats 8 spiders a year while asleep" is that it was an intentionally made up fact. Someone invented it for the sole purpose of seeing whether they could get people to believe a totally bogus claim with no scientific backing. And they did.

    What I both love and hate about "the average person eats 8 spiders a year while asleep" is that it was an intentionally made up fact. Someone invented it for the sole purpose of seeing whether they could get people to believe a totally bogus claim with no scientific backing. And they did.

    What I both love and hate about "the average person eats 8 spiders a year while asleep" is that it was an intentionally made up fact. Someone invented it for the sole purpose of seeing whether they could get people to believe a totally bogus claim with no scientific backing. And they did.

    What I both love and hate about "the average person eats 8 spiders a year while asleep" is that it was an intentionally made up fact. Someone invented it for the sole purpose of seeing whether they could get people to believe a totally bogus claim with no scientific backing. And they did.

    What I both love and hate about "the average person eats 8 spiders a year while asleep" is that it was an intentionally made up fact. Someone invented it for the sole purpose of seeing whether they could get people to believe a totally bogus claim with no scientific backing. And they did.

    What I both love and hate about "the average person eats 8 spiders a year while asleep" is that it was an intentionally made up fact. Someone invented it for the sole purpose of seeing whether they could get people to believe a totally bogus claim with no scientific backing. And they did.

    What I both love and hate about "the average person eats 8 spiders a year while asleep" is that it was an intentionally made up fact. Someone invented it for the sole purpose of seeing whether they could get people to believe a totally bogus claim with no scientific backing. And they did.

    What I both love and hate about "the average person eats 8 spiders a year while asleep" is that it was an intentionally made up fact. Someone invented it for the sole purpose of seeing whether they could get people to believe a totally bogus claim with no scientific backing. And they did.

    What I both love and hate about "the average person eats 8 spiders a year while asleep" is that it was an intentionally made up fact. Someone invented it for the sole purpose of seeing whether they could get people to believe a totally bogus claim with no scientific backing. And they did.