Maybe that's why there are all those political cartoons of Trump where he wears clothes that fit and weighs 40 pounds less and has a chiseled jaw and real hair. They're frantically being commissioned to fill those packets.

Balls of Fury.
You know, the Jack Black movie about table tennis.
I do not know why, all I can think of is for some reason we decided we had to see a movie, there was very limited selection, and the one in our group with terrible movie taste talked us into it. The four of us were literally the only people in the…