To be fair, when ISN'T Haddie missing? SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER, ADAM AND KRISTINA, DON'T YOU CARE AT ALL.

His name is actually Dr. Joseph Prestridge, not Prestige. But Prestige would be amazing. I'm just gonna call him Dr. President David Palmer's Brother Prestige instead of Dr. Joe.

One sorta related question that I have: Why can't ad-supported networks like, say, FX, borrow HBO's strategy of keeping a cash-cow around to help fund more buzzworthy ratings bombs like Terriers & Lights Out? I'm thinking that if a show like American Horror Story is as big of a hit as it is, it could subsidize shows…