To be clear, I couldn't be more disgusted by the general state of 2017-ness.

More irreverence around here would be great.

Seconded. You always struck me as both a generous spirit and a hoopy frood.

A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetery gates
Lulz and $$$ are on your side
While Dawes is on mine

Okay, I see your trouble.

That's does it! You are SO kicked out of Alchemy Club.

That anecdote increases my optimism toward humanity by 1.7%.

Welcome to 2017.

"Daisy, Daisy, telll me youurr annnswerrrr trrrrrrruue…"

"He was never a feminist, we always knew it, and I never said he was."

Some Threads Are Better Than Others

Hot take:

Kinja did it.

More upvotes for this.

Two now.

That IS one reason, right there.

I think of common chimpanzees and bonobos as Murder Chimps and Fuck Chimps, respectively (though both indulge in both).

"Look, the ducks are lying in a pan with their heads chopped off. The tough part is behind them."

Best of luck to you.

Your posts averaged about 5 paragraphs…but 5 reliably well-written, interesting paragraphs.