(dons "body armor" made of magazines and duct tape)

These "moderators" seem like the sort of person I could do without.

Well, you're not getting your musician hands back.

I agree.

This little disagreement can only be settled by the most wise of cities…

Yeah, if you listen to their Acid Eaters covers comp, it's all laid right out there.

Since I was born in 1972, what seemed like the "punkest" thing to do when I was 18 was to watch Young Ones reruns on MTV and raise a single eyebrow at anyone that claimed to be a punk.

According to archeologists, there was a time in the distant past when those arguments revolved around the Beatles vs the Stones.

It's tragic that the two bands didn't form a one-off supergroup with Dimebag Darrell when they had the chance.

I see what you did there.

We should've tried it on two speed-walkways moving in opposite directions.

Which, strangely enough, results in (upvote)i, where i is the imaginary unit.

WOO-HOO!

So just like sun-dried tomatoes have intensified flavor, the Arizona option delivers more vomity goodness?

Like when YouTube interrupts music I'm listening to with an ad about how you can subscribe to some YouTube thing that has no interruptions, and better enjoy your music!

Yeah, but the re-branding?

Personally, what I find most satisfying is smelting the ore.

Were you sent here by the devil?

"Disqus is deleting entire threads of comments."

Today in "duh".