I tried to read the article three times, but I can't concentrate because of the constant sounds of an automated turd-polisher overheating.

Most men under 35, currently.

And David Cross.

I don't know anything about the book you posted, but it seems to have the same idea.

If anything, the 2010s sea change toward popstars and the new hip-hop killed it. It seemed to be doing fine in 2008.

That guy called you "pops", and he speaks like a troubled youth.

Yeah, way to bury the lede…AV CLUB.

Hey everybody, the AV Club has just posted a little primer on the Kinjapocalocolocolypse. Let's go!

I remember one of the guys (sort of the primary vocalist, to the extent that they had songs with lyrics) had some kind of huge foil-covered styrofoam TV-helmet, that at a certain point he set fire to at the end of a song.

Not mutually exclusive.

"I like the cut of this guy's jib."

"And I'm gonna be hiiiiiiiiiiiigh as a kite by then…"

The very same.

I think it's new. It almost sounds like he's a different guy, not the homeowner in question.

Two things come to mind.

That's a perfect critique, positively punk-rock in it's brevity.

They were a great live act in 1997.

Joe Hedgetrimmer and Beard-Glasses McHipsterface will never see eye to eye.

Adams would sit and nod politely, one eyebrow raised, throwing in the odd word now and then.

This is a good point. He has some serious verbal skills, although he ranges between being 60% and 100% full of shit, depending on the day.